Monday, April 5, 2010

Hello, Mr. Heartburn

A peek into my world: lately I've been singing this Dixie Chics song in my head. To make it more fitting, I changed the word "Mr. Heartache" to "Mr. Heartburn" so it would be more fitting to my current situation. I just think this song explains it so well. I only get heartburn when I'm pregnant and I hate it. Enjoy!

Hello Mr. Heartburn,
I've been expecting you
Come in and wear your welcome out
The way you always do
You never say if you're here to stay
Or only passin' through
So hello Mr. Heartburn,
I've been expecting you

When I don't feel like company
You make yourself at home
Even though you know
I'd rather be alone
Sleep walked out on me
And didn't even close the door
Next thing I know I'm starin'
At your shadow on the floor

I wish I could say it's nice
To see you back again
We're not exactly strangers
But we're not exactly friends
You know you're not invited but
You keep on comin' round
The last thing that I need is you
To kick me when I'm down

So, hello Mr. Heartburn,
I've been expecting you
Come in and wear your welcome out
The way you always do
You never say if you're here to stay
Or only passin' through
So hello Mr. Heartburn,
I've been expecting you


I've been expecting you
I've been expecting you
I've been expecting you

3 comments:

Melissa said...

Did you know that you can take heartburn medication while you're pregnant? Zantac totally saved me during my 2nd pregnancy. I suffered through my 1st pregnancy, so I asked the doctor if there was anything I could take, and he said Zantac. (Or they can even prescribe something stonger, if you need it.) There is no need to suffer! :) Talk to your doctor! He can help!!!!

Janell R. Cropper said...

I wish upon you my pregnancy non-heartburnness.

mom said...

Sorry, but sooo glad I never had it with any of my pregnancies.